Ten reasons why I am the perfect mother

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Ten reasons why I am the perfect mother
Ten reasons why I am the perfect mother
Anonim

During my pregnancy, I shared with you why I thought I would become a perfect mother, and now, after giving birth, I will share my experiences with you, why I think my plan succeeded. Of course, none of this would have happened without you, dear Poronty readers, who provide you with the best possible advice and warnings every day!

Because I was able to give birth naturally

Nowadays, women are subjected to caesareans for every little thing, and in fact, there are those who ask for this method of delivery themselves, most of the time just for the sake of convenience, irresponsibly. However, during the operation, the mother is filled with drugs, there is a greater risk of infection and more complications than vaginal delivery. Not to mention the fact that it is obvious that it is more difficult for a mother and baby to form a bond with a caesarean section, and there is a greater chance of postpartum depression. I don't think a caesarean section can be called a birth, a birth is when the woman labors properly, not just lazily lying under the knife and waiting for the child to be taken out without any pain.

Because I can breastfeed

I was able to breastfeed each of my babies for months, and from the very first moment I was able to properly put my nipple in their mouths. I don't really understand the hysteria and the excuses that some women can't breastfeed, since everyone can, they just have to want to. These mothers give up quickly, some are even afraid of their breasts, that's for sure.

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Because you don't breastfeed in public

I simply cannot understand how many mothers can breastfeed in public. Everyone should arrange the feeding at home between the four walls, or express the milk and take it with you in a baby bottle or cooler bag. And don't let anyone come to me with the explanation that breastfeeding is natural, because sex is too, yet those who have sex in parks and restaurants are punished. Breastfeeding does indeed become a sexual activity, as can be seen from the breast, and those who breastfeed in public should also be punished for public indecency. Such mothers do not even consider the child's needs, they just want to show off their perky breasts. Then they will be surprised when a man comes after them and rapes them.

Because I don't drag the little elf around

Continuing the above thought process, every mother should stay at home, at least take the baby out for a walk for a maximum of one hour, do not drag him back and forth so that he has to feed him on the way. A small child needs a system in his life, which is provided by the safety of the home. In any case, it is irresponsible to bring it to people at a young age, because any shit can collect viruses and become infected. If you want to leave home, buy Tamagotchi, but don't give birth to children!

Because I don't use a stroller

I never put the little elf in a stroller, because a small child needs a mother's touch even when coming and going. I still refrain from telling everyone I know about this, and I don't talk about it on baby-mama forums, but it's too much for me when someone puts their child in the stroller on their back so that they can't even see their face while traveling.

Because I take it for granted that there is no sex

The hormonal balance is focused on breastfeeding and baby care, that is, no sex-stimulating hormones are produced. That's why it's completely natural that I don't even want sex in the middle of my back, so after I didn't sleep with my husband during my pregnancy, I won't for a long time either. In addition, while the milk is flowing from my breasts, I can't even imagine my partner touching them, and anyway, the child can cry at any time, and in fact, he can see us AS WELL, since we sleep in the same room.

Because I don't need anything and no one else besides the little elf

My girlfriends also have to understand that I don't need them, now the baby comes first. I'm with him from morning to night, I don't even need free time, what's the point of having a child who, even after giving birth, longs for a chat over a cup of tea. The child is the reward and the meaning of life.

Because I'm never tired

I'm totally sick of people who keep complaining about how exhausted and tired they are. In my opinion, people like that are simply bored with it all, because if you do what you love to do, you can't get tired of it. Anyway, it all depends on the organization, I'm never tired, I'm always fit and cheerful at the baby's disposal, everyone could use me as an example. This is a sign that someone is truly ripe for motherhood.

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howling baby 6303880

Because I take everyone's advice

As a mature, grown-up woman, I am also aware that everyone knows everything better when it comes to raising other people's children, which means that it is completely justified if I am sometimes given unsolicited advice or reprimanded for a bad move. I try to follow these advices, I definitely don't want to do things differently from what is considered good in my environment.

Because I will return my parentage certificate if something doesn't work out

And if I still make an unforgivable mistake, for example, I sleep with the child, even though it is well known that it is a sick thing and babies should be in a separate bed, I will return my parentage certificate, because I could not bear the knowledge that others do not hold me to the most perfect mother in the world.

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